Oh sure. I’m really excited for the opportunity. Just to be considered for something real is a great honor. Ask me whatever you want.

I can do that I think. Shall I be pretentious and pretend to be like, I dunno, all knowing with regard to writing. Self absorbed maybe? Have you got a pipe I can pretend to borrow? You’ll have to light it for me. I have no hands. Shall I really push it as if I was well known and doing you a big favor by being here?

I see. Sure. Who am I anyway.

Fine. I’ll be a pirate.

aarrgg

umm. You know I didn’t write GOAD, right? I mean, that’s your book. I hoped we would talk about my book here?

Well, I have done a number of works, but the one that I submitted for review on Crossley Endeavors that won me this awesome reward, is “Kids irritate me”

Not at all. It’s written for adults that are considering having children. A plea of sorts to reconsider. I talk about all the ways the little rug squatters will mess up your life and irritate you.

I love children. With a little salt.

It should. It’s from your very own clever book titled “Shemnock Helms and the Odditot kids” or something like that. I thought since this whole thing is just a place holder, maybe I would try and get some brownie points.

It was easy once I realized I was you. You writers are a bit freaky…

No problem. I wasn’t really doing anything else anyway, except reading about everyone else’s success and being discouraged. This really helped cheer me up.